Mama: what the heck is moving in that corner?? Me: I dont know. Mama: well look idiot!! Me: oh its just a little chicken snake. Mama: how little!?!?!?! Me: only 3 1/2 feet Mama: KILL IT!! KILL IT!! KILL IT!! Me: youre such a baby. Mama: KILL IT NOW!! Me: (walks over and picks it up, and brings it near her) Mama: you touch me with that youre a dead man. Me: you wouldnt know how to kill me even if you wanted to -_- Mama: Id burn your guitars!! Me: ...thats a way to kill yourself, not me. Mama: wait...where did you put that snake????? Me: back where he was. Haha Mama: you need a psychiatrist. Me: why? Because Im not scared of snakes? Mama: no, because youre insane!!!! Me: you just now realized this??????????????????
Posted on: Wed, 23 Jul 2014 20:32:26 +0000
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