Man Language 101: Stay In Your Place Ladies, I know you dont want to be submissive, youre independent, holding it down! But, lets reverse this, with scenarios of men catching feelings. 1. Health Insurance: Women pay less and get more dollar value coverage. Thus, you should not only make up the difference in his monthly payments so that they are equal but, also that additional 50k that your policies contains becasue you are a female should be signed over to him. Thats fair! Thats Equal! 2. Mothers Day / Fathers Day: The church is packed on Mothers day but, there isnt half as many people their on Fathers day. Thus, any and all gifts and donations from friends, family, and love ones that you get on Mothers day that are above and beyond what he gets on Fathers day, should be split 50/50 with him! 3. The Children: We all know the songs I will always love my momma, shes my favorite girl and Poppa was a rolling stone. Thus, all that love, affection, loyalty, admiration, and consideration that you get as a mother while he as a father comes second; should be repaid to him (for pain and suffering) in two ways. (1) If you are in a relationship then, a certain percentage of your income (every pay day) should be automatically deducted and drafted by electronic funds directly into his account. And when and if you separate, you as the women who got all the love from the kids should pay him retribution for providing the sperm that you needed in order to get what you got i.e. superseded love from the kids. THUS, LADIES, STAY IN YOUR PLACE BECAUSE IT IS NOT A BAD PLACE TO BE.
Posted on: Wed, 03 Dec 2014 10:33:04 +0000
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