Man staggered into the emergency department of a hospital, he had severe concussion, two black eyes, multiple bruises and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asked him, What happened to you?? The man managed to croak,Well, my wife and I were having a quiet round of golf, we were playing the eighth, a difficult hole at the best of times.., anyway, we both sliced our balls into a field full of cattle. We went to look for them and as we were walking round, I noticed that one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I went over, lifted its tail, and sure enough there was a golf ball with my wifes initials on it stuck right in the centre of the cows Pussy. Still holding the cows tail up, I yelled to my wife, Hey this looks like yours! I dont remember much after that........
Posted on: Tue, 30 Jul 2013 21:33:26 +0000
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