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Manmohan singh subzi lene gaye...Subziwale se puchha: Bhindi ka bhaav kya hai..?? Subziwala: Ab rulayega kya pagle..? Muft me lejaa.. Pehli baar aawaaz suni hai teri..☺󾌵󾌸󾌴 ❌󾌸󾰛❌-Laughter time-❌󾌰󾌴!❌ 󾮅󾔊󾓻󾔊󾮅-Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega.. 1 saal baad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya, magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu❓❓󾌸 ------------------------------ 󾆦󾆦󾆦󾆦Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye Santa: Chal Suicide kar le Banta: Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ?? Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega󾌰󾌰󾰛󾌸󾌰 ---------------------------- 󾆦󾰛󾆦󾰛󾆦Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye. Sales man: plain main dikhau. Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!󾓓󾓙󾓕󾓓󾓛󾓏󾓓 -------------------------- 󾭗󾭗󾭗󾭗󾭗󾔊󾔊󾔊 Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health. Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, daily. Doctor: how long do you play? Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!!󾌸󾔥󾔥󾔥 -------------------------------- 󾆞󾆞󾆞󾆞󾆞󾆞Techer- pani me rahne vale 5 jiv batao.? Student- mendak.󾇗 Tech- very good, baki char bolo. . Student- uski maa 󾇗, uska baap 󾇗, uski behan 󾇗 aur uska bhai 󾇗.. 󾌪󾌩󾌸󾰛󾌰󾰀󾰀󾌵󾌪󾌩󾰛󾌪󾌸󾌰󾰀 ------------------------------------------------- Sa ntas Son was filling an application form. Son: papa, mother tongue kya likhu? Santa: Likh de, very long and uncontrollable..󾌩󾌴
Posted on: Sun, 27 Oct 2013 10:01:30 +0000

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