Me:hello beard how are you Beard the Mighty:how have I been?! how have I been?! well you shaved me off a year and a half ago and havent thought of me since, how dare you ask me how I am. Me: look im sorry they made me do it something about not making a proper seal and it could be unhealthy for me to breath in deadly fumes, its not my fault Beard the Mighty: really so they made you sign on the dotted line?! Me: ok well no bu... Beard the Mighty: I dont want to hear your excuses.... you ..... cut me off... I wasnt even in my prime yet.... Me: yeah I know youre right... is there any way you can forgive me? look all you have to do is wait another two and half years ill grow you back... in fact I wont ever cut you off again. Beard the Mighty: woah WOAH! you have to trim me, I mean I have to look good.... ill forgive you... IF you promise to brush me... OFTEN... Me: I can make that happen. Beard the Mighty: AND... run your fingers through me every once and a while, especially when you are thinking about something! Me: Im thinking about something all the time... Beard the Mighty: and your point is?... Me: ok ok well can we at least stay in touch until then? Beard the Mighty: hmm yes I think we can Me: ok thats sounds good Beard the Mighty: ok well I gotta go... do things... beardy things... Me: ok beard well... I love you! Beard the Mighty: (almost indistinguishable grumbles) grpphh ..ove grrr too...
Posted on: Sun, 02 Feb 2014 03:50:42 +0000
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