Me: hey mom tell me about your labor with me Mom: Oh...that cesarean Me: umm, you didnt have a cesarean with me...that was my brother Mom: Oh yeah...well that was over 34 years ago...yeah with you, I asked for an epidural but it wore off by the time you came and they couldnt give me anymore. So i had you naturally and people are right when they say you are between life and death. You came on the day predicted and in the evening. Me: ummm, I was born in the morning Mom: how you know Me: Its on the birth certificate Mom: Oh. Me (thinks to herself, but doesnt say aloud): Did this woman birth me?!! Maybe Lejoi Montgomery really did birth me lol and Aiysha Montgomery is really my moms child. lol
Posted on: Tue, 16 Dec 2014 13:17:38 +0000