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Member of an overly large penis focus group. Hi; my name is Taylor, and i have a large penis. *Sobs* I kick it when i walk, Sometimes it gets under my feet and i step on it. The other day i was walking through the crosswalk and a guy on a bike got it caught in his spokes. I tried to eat tacos at chilis but the waitress had big boobs and my boner flipped the damn table *Sobbing intensifies* I wanted those tacos... I wake up cold every morning because the blanket is 3 feet above me... I cant sleep with a partner because it just throws them off the bed When i go pee in the morning i have to wait for each section to go limp and stand on the toilet When i take a shower i have to sling it over my shoulder so it wont stop up the drain...
Posted on: Tue, 14 Oct 2014 09:54:20 +0000

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