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Memorandum to the Citizenry of Troy: Be advised that there is an imposter in your midst! The so-called warrior Achilles, leader of the Myrmidons, son of Peleus and Thetis, cousin of Patroclus and lover of Briseis—herself the priestess of Apollo, niece of Priam and cousin-in-law of Andreagassi—is in fact an androgynous actoress by the name of Brad “Leigh” Pitt. This fashion-plated planet populator of chiseled abdomen and shape-shifting coiffery is an armour-plated faker on the order of the bloody Trojan horse! I fear that his mini-skirted, Brazillian-waxed intrusion into your peacekeeping efforts will prove ruinous to your very empire. Men are wretched things, as the long-winded Euro-blogger Homer once opined, and none more wretched than this Achilles heel! Arm yourselves or succumb to his wiles!
Posted on: Sun, 01 Dec 2013 17:22:30 +0000

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