Men are like..., FYI These are NOT true... Waaaa! ....Place mats - They only show up when theres food on the table. .....Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion. ....Bike Helmets - Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly ...Parking spots - The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small. ...Horoscopes - They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. ...Lava lamps - Fun to look at, but not all that bright. ...Copiers - You need them for reproduction, but thats about it. .....Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not all that bright. .....Bank accounts - Without a lot of money, they dont generate much interest ....High heels - They are easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. ...Laxatives - They irritate the poop out of you. ...Noodles - Theyre always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough. .....Curling Irons - They are always hot, and they are always in your hair. ....Mini skirts - If you are not careful theyll creep up your legs. ...Bananas - They older they get, the less firm they are. ...Coffee - The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long. ...Plungers - They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom. ...Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while. ...Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips. ...Blenders - You need one, but youre not quite sure why. ...Coolers - Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere. ...Government bonds - They take so long to mature. ...Used Cars - Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable. ...Weather - Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
Posted on: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 22:54:53 +0000
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