Mid winter blues getting you down? Perhaps a bit of built up anger but you just cant afford the time in jail? Then have I got the solution for you! No more kicking inanimate objects.....no! In three easy steps I can have that stress gone in no time. With my three step programme you will feel not only better instantly but save your self some jail time; all for the one off price of a tank of two stroke fuel, yes thats right one tank of fuel! And well throw in a free piece of shattered gib board! 1) Take your stihl 445 magnum chainsaw, or similar. 2) Fire it up in your bedroom and gun it, like chainsaw massacre. 3) Simply cut a hole in your wall! Folks why pay for a six months stint in jail when you can simply cut shit up! Phone now for your easy three step stress relief programme today! Additional phone charges will apply
Posted on: Mon, 07 Jul 2014 04:34:00 +0000