Middle East song parodies! Song list (original title and performing artists name in parentheses): 1. A.S.S.A.D by B. al-Assad ft. K. Nasrallah (Still D.R.E by Dr. Dre ft. Snoop Dogg) 2. Sunni Happy People by A. al-Baghdadi (Shiny Happy People by REM) 3. Uranium by J, Kerry ft. C. Ashton (Titanium by Gotye ft. Sia) 4. Gassing In The Streets by Assad & the Vandals (Dancing In The Streets by Martha & The Vandellas) 5. Radical Islamic Militants by ISIS (Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles) 1. A.S.S.A.D by B. al-Assad ft. K. Nasrallah https://youtube/watch?v=_CL6n0FJZpk [K. Nasrallah] Still Bashar A-S-S-A-D (Guess whos back) Still, still doing your thang, huh Bashar? (oh for sure) Yeah [B. al-Assad] Check me out Its Bashar al-Assad, with a death squad Like to bomb a lot, Leave your town a black blot cause when I frequent the spots that Im known to rock I leave elderly and children in a state of shock Iran, they pay homage, but haters say that Ill fall off How? You fools, I am still here for a third term You wanna know if I still got it? They say the wars changed, they wanna know what I think about it [KN] If you ain’t up on thangs [BA] al-Assad is the name, Im ahead of the game Still, dropping those barrels, still shooting those rebels Still not loving ISIS (uh huh) Still rock my moustache with eyes like Bette Davis Still spraying gas on the streets, repping the Baath Still the tanks bang, still doing my thang Since last term, aint too much changed Still [KN] Hes representin’ for dictators all across the world (still) Lives in a palace with his boys and girl (still) [BA] Taking my time to exchange some heat And Ill still spray gas on the streets A-S-S-A-D Since the last time you heard from me I lost some friends Well, hell, me and the Sunis, the war never ends Kept it going to the hilt, got back Quasir and Hama Way past gold, shifting fifteen-hundred a week Still, I was close to the heat And even when I was close to defeat, I rose to my feet My lifes like a death warrant for folks on the street Treat em like rabid dogs, put em to sleep The West’s silence means the death toll’s not too steep I bring the fire till you shake down to your feet Its not a fluke, its been tried, back like a loop Its Turn out the lights from my Alawite wreckin crew Im still at it, even after Homs Shooting up in your streets and bombing your homes Swap hits, chlorine green, and no morals I sit back and count my kills, A-S-S-A-D [KN] Hes representin’ for dictators all across the world (still) Lives in a palace with his boys and girl (still) [BA] Taking my time to exchange some heat And Ill still spray gas on the streets A-S-S-A-D It ain’t nothing but more hot lead And I won’t let nobody else rule in my stead If you’re a Muslim brother or a liberal man Stay back in your shack, protect your back I’m representin’ for dictators all across the world (Lives in a palace with his boys and girl) I’ll break your neck, I’ll put y’all back in your place Well yall tried to be kings but Bashar is back [KN] So if you aint up on thangs [BA] al-Assad is the name, still running the game Still got some gas in my crypts Still ain’t giving in, love to see blood out your ears drip Your face bloated and blue, my gas deadly and true Give my soldiers nasty jobs, the hell’s a civilian? Killing every day, in every way, little girl? Still gonna get you regardless [KN] Hes representin’ for dictators all across the world (still) Lives in a palace with his boys and girl (still) [BA] Taking my time to exchange some heat And Ill still spray gas on the streets A-S-S-A-D [KN] Right back in it without major protests Three years and countin’ The world dont care, A-S-S-A-D right back on top of thangs Muslims kill Muslims No oil, no Jews, no truce, no peace! Some of that green sticky icky Ooo wee, chlorine in the air The worlds a fool, A-S-S-A-D 2. Sunni Happy People by A. al-Baghdadi https://youtube/watch?v=iCQ0vDAbF7s Sunni happy people laughing Flock to our aid, Sunnis, Sunnis circumcise your girls, love them, love them Search for infidels, Shiites, Shiites Put them in the ground and our numbers grow Black flag held up high Sunni happy people chopping heads Sunni happy people chopping heads Sunni happy people laughing Everyone dont hide, love us, love us By our laws abide, take it, take it Theres no time to cry, happy, happy Slit their throats with a knife so clean and fine Like Sun in Spring it shines Sunni happy people chopping heads Sunni happy people chopping heads Sunni happy people laughing Whoa, here we go! Sunni happy people chopping heads Sunni happy people chopping heads Sunni happy people laughing X3 Sunni happy people chopping heads Sunnis, happy Sunnis Sunnis 3. Uranium by J. Kerry ft. C. Ashton https://youtube/watch?v=JRfuAukYTKg [Catherine Ashton] Some shout it out But I pretend that I dont hear them You are all smiles, not saying much Im criticised That im just buying you more time Not pressing down, but letting up [John Kerry] Youre far too shrewd, nothing to lose Yapping away, yapping away A years gone by, new centrifuge Fires away, fires away We talk and talk But you wont stop Enriching uranium We talk and talk But you wont stop Enriching uranium [CA] We give it time But its others who will pay the toll I wear a hijab, to win your love You laugh at me, the sanctions they may hurt your people But not your plans for nuclear might [JK] Youre far too shrewd, nothing to lose Yapping away, yapping away A years gone by, new centrifuge Fires away, fires away We talk and talk But you wont stop Enriching uranium We talk and talk But you wont stop Enriching uranium 4. Gassing In The Streets by Assad & The Vandals https://youtube/watch?v=CdvITn5cAVc Callin out the Muslim world Do you think you could have me beat? Spring is here and the time is right For gassin in the streets They’re dancing down in Damascus Down in Homs City Up in Aleppo, yeah All we need is fire, sweet fire There’ll be death throes everywhere There’ll be shootin’, lootin’ and prayer chantin’ And gassin’ in the streets Oh, remember Obamas scare? Well, the West don’t really care So come on, every guy grab a gun Place your hand on the Quran Therell be gassin’ Theyre gassin in the street This is an invitation across the nation A chance to exchange some heat Therell be shootin and lootin and prayer chantin’ And gassin in the streets Salamiya, South (Salamiya, South) Dier ez-Zor now (Dier ez-Zor now) Yeah, dont forget Al-Hasaka (Cant forget Al-hasaka) All we need is fire, sweet fire Therell be death throes everywhere Therell be shootin and lootin and prayer chantin’ And gassin in the streets, yeah Oh, it doesnt matter, its just a game cause the Zionists are to blame So come on, every guy grab a gun Place your hand on the Quran Therell be gassing Theyre gassing in the streets Douma, south (Douma, south) Daraa and Hama now (Daraa and Hama now) Yeah, dont forget Jisr al-Shugur (Cant forget Jisr al-Shugur) All the way down in Al Suwayda Not to mention Shadadeh, Tal Tamir, Qamishli Jarabulus, Tal Abyad, Mayadin 5. Radical Islamic Militants by ISIS https://youtube/watch?v=xoJGDC10lZw It was thirteen years ago today When Bin Laden sent the planes away Its been coming back into style Now it covers five-thousand miles So may I introduce to you What youve ignored for all these years Radical Islamic militants Were radical Islamic militants We’ve come along to stop the show Radical Islamic militants Sit back and let your countries go Radical Islamic, Radical Islamic Radical Islamic militants Its wonderful to be here Its certainly a thrill Youre all such lovely Western folk Wed like to take your heads right off Wed love to take them off We dont really have to hack and saw So we thought you might like to know That our faith is right and yours is wrong And we recommend you join along So let me introduce to you the one and only al-Baghdadi! And radical Islamic militants!
Posted on: Wed, 12 Nov 2014 18:19:42 +0000