Miracles do exist! I was a skeptic until this day, December 24, 2014 but this evening, in Maldives, in an atoll in the middle of the ocean, I discovered the power of deep faith. The story goes like this, I was going for my second course of the festive pagan celebration of Christmas Eve dinner, when I was served what you see in the picture - the embodiment of the only true God, the Flying Spaghetti Monster! This should go in the Guinness book of world records as the only true culinary holy miracle (the one with the Jews being fed manna for forty years is a myth, in absence of concrete proof). In presence of such a delicious-promising, enticing miracle, I held back for a couple of minutes, taking photographs and proceeded to have communion with the only true God, by eating Him. I am now, hosting his Holy Spirit, well until morning, if my digestive system performs as expected. I, as directed by FSM, am now qualified to hold stadium-wide, life-changing preaching binges with Jennifer Lopez as opening act. Contact me immediately for the complete list of my requirements and fees ++. Dont risk your eternal soul; eat the pasta God while you still can. Ramen P.S. If any of you hear a rumor that in fact I was not served the plate with FSM but, I arranged it myself, substituting the holy meat balls by falafel, see it as a test of your deep faith and dismiss it accordingly. Do you want to be a skeptic or a follower in the coziness of the crowd? And after all, I have no recollection of such doing; FSM must have possessed and acted through me.
Posted on: Wed, 24 Dec 2014 17:47:37 +0000
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