Moments in life define you a person and test youre character and survival instincts... I had one of those moments today! So i get out of the shower, half asleep, eyes half shut, grab a towel and just stand there drip drying... In the corner of my eye I can see movement, the kind of movement only a very large, tanked up, roid head spider would make. Fear set in and I entered survival mode, within half a second the towel was off and I was in the bath tub screaming, hitting myself and shaking my arms! Oblivious to the whereabouts of the spider , this continued for the next 2 mins! Then my mam enters the bathroom to find me naked in the bath rocking back and forth like a rape victim, feeling violated, too afraid to move, ankle bleeding, no idea how i got into the bath but one can only assume that I Colin Jacksond it into that bath!! As things stand the spider is still very much at large, mocking me, from his bathroom palace!! Safe to say that the upstairs toilet is now a fully quarantined zone! Nobody allowed in or out for the foreseeable future!
Posted on: Tue, 02 Dec 2014 08:41:29 +0000
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