Monday Morning Joke: It was 9:05 am on Monday morning and Simon angrily looked around the meeting room and saw Robert wasnt there. He had been late for so many of these Monday meetings. Simon left the room and called him on his mobile. No answer. Feeling even more angry he called him on his home number too. This time somebody answered. But the voice wasnt Roberts, it was the voice of a small child and the only word was a very quiet, whispered, Hello? Simon had met Roberts 6-year-old son before so trying not to show his anger, Simon asked, Hello, is your Daddy home? Yes, whispered the small voice. May I talk with him? he asked. No. Well, the surprised boss asked, Is your Mummy there? Yes, came the answer. May I talk with her? No. Simon felt a little angry but stayed calm. Is there anyone else there near you? the boss asked the child. Yes whispered the child, A policeman. Now worried and confused Simon asked, May I speak with the policeman? No, hes busy, Busy doing what? asked the boss. Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the fireman, came the whispered answer. Now he felt real worry which only increased as he suddenly heard the sound of a helicopter in the background, What is that noise? A hello-copper, answered the voice very very quietly. What is going on there? asked the boss In an even quieter whispering voice the child answered, The search team just landed the hello-copper. Alarmed, concerned and very frustrated, the boss asked, Why are they there? Still whispering, the young voice replied with a tiny little laugh, Theyre looking for me.
Posted on: Mon, 21 Jul 2014 06:25:27 +0000
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