Monday Morning Joke: Two men go hunting in the mountains. They spend a few beautiful days together, camping, hunting birds and climbing hills. On the third day however one of the men starts looking a little tired. His friend sees this and asks if he wants to rest for the day. His friend refuses to stop and suggests they climb one more large hill to see if they find a good place to camp for the evening. However, as they near the top of the hill the tired friend starts breathing deeper and deeper and when they reach the top itself his face has turned red and he suddenly holds his chest, breathes with difficulty and falls over. Immediately his friend takes out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. The operator answers. Emergency services. Do you need police, fire or ambulance? I need an air ambulance now! I think its already too late. Weve been out walking and my friend has just collapsed and died! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! I cant believe it! The operator responds calmly. Now calm down sir! Its very important you stay calm. First we need to be sure hes actually dead. The operator hears silence down the phone. Then one single loud gunshot. Then the man speaks into the phone again. Ok. Now what?
Posted on: Mon, 05 May 2014 06:58:48 +0000