Morning, Me and a Meal... Ahaaa…. Now since I have caught your attention with the title and brought you to my post, let me do the honors with a Disclaimer which can be called “True Lies”: Disclaimer: The following post is not intended to hurt or make fun of any living , dead, non-living and / or the Undead around… It is purely out of my own itch to pen ….errrr…. key in my erratic thoughts, as I see it. And in the process if anyone gets hurt, of course unintentional (as it might appear), my sincere heartfelt apologies and yes, anyone and everyone is entitled to edit, delete, omit, scold, taunt and all the worse possible things that one can do with my post, apart from probably very few accolades that someone would dare to do too. So, where do I begin? Aah, Yes…. So everyday, early morning, wake up from bed, drag our feet to restroom / Kitchen / Balcony (based on what we have had or what we have faced the previous night :-p)…… The first thing we do after these initial start-ups is to peer into our handsets…. Hmmm updates in Whatsapp, FB or Twitter…. Whatsapp- a) Check for how many messages from whom- For guys it usually is “how’s the hangover?”, “ Kal party waali ladki ka number hai kya?”; For Girls- “Which dress today?”, “How did I look in that dress ya?”, “What are you cooking and bringing today?” “She was big show-off, na”…. b) How many posted in our group with strings of such thoughts – “How did he / she get to post more than me?” ; “more comments for his / her messages!! Not fair…”; “Oh, how boring this person is, yaar” These apart from innumerous selfies, Forwarded messages, Blood donation messages, Advisories and Philosophies…. Facebook- Well, for those who very few who are famous and rest of us wannabe-famous, these are mediums to express and exhibit what we have, we desire and mostly, what we are not (By showing the exact opposite)!!! Nothing wrong- Everyone needs few seconds of fame… But what I find extremely ridiculous, funny and makes no sense (Probably to dumb-witted like me) are some of the posts as below. You all must have come across such posts in FB and would have expressed one of the above listed emotions for sure: 1) A close-up (extreme) pic (sic...) of a flower- probably taken by an amateurish photographer (his / her favorite quote among his friends, well-knowns and little knowns is “My hobby is photography”…), with a Chinese-made, Korean and a Japanese-labelled camera purchased from one of many chain of Camera shops sprouted all around our country!!! This pic has a brilliant caption above “Sunflower…”!!! My thoughts- “Oh ok, is this the sun flower? I thought that creepy yellowish thing appearing in that faded jarred snap was a Big Bug with green tentacle.” Even If the snap was good, do we all look like having born, raised and reared from inside a closet or a refrigerator? Did they expect us to ask “Oh Wow, I did not know that. Now How is that spelt again?”…. 2) A pic of half-toasted, half burnt breads on a clean plate with some greenish leaves dangling from between. Again, caption of the millennium “Bread sandwich- breakfast (I am on strict diet)” … My thoughts: Seriously???!!! Are we some retarded Stone Age creatures for whom brain is just a vestigial organ?? Even those in the most remote village in India- Of course “with” internet towers- know what bread is… And even the lamest of cooks, like me, also can toast a bread!!! Some talent exhibit, we can say…. 3) A close-up of big glass of some red colored juice, with faded background of a restaurant: Just when we thought this one atleast was digestible, the caption kills it “Watermelon Juice-Good for health”…. Ohhhhh, not another frigging health-freak-on-a-diet post!!! Thoughts that crops up in me (dumb-wit??) are “Oh is it? We thought this was THE nectar of life for which demons and god fought for”; “Wow, is it so? I assumed this was that juice that gives you eternal life”; “This state of an object is called a Juice and the does this melon grow in water?” So on and so forth!!! Hey, before you all alienate, ostracize me from society and media, Let me reiterate the above are strictly my own very crooked cranky thoughts. The post is akin to a Spoof movie or novel the writing of which is aimed at drawing some guffaws and smirks rather than a scowl or anger!!! All the above written put my already numb/dumb brain to a little of work…If I cannot change the group, why not join them and have fun? Of course, I too possess lots of such above written “Talents” which I too want to exhibit…. So, here I post My Morning meal- “Me, Morning and a Meal” P.S: By the way, do ignore the incorrect usage of word for morning food which usually should be called a Breakfast; But hey, it does not rhyme with Me and Morning… :-D Hope you enjoy my intelligent, talented and out-of-the-world exhibition of inane talent presented via a series of spell-binding (?????!!!!) snaps ….. Enjoy the pics of how batter became a Dosa and landed up as breakfast meal for me. :-D Yeah, I am running short of likes and comments and what not in FB…So, feel free to post any of the do-ables with a FB post!!!! [ Lucky, there is no “Dislike” or “Hate”s in FB :-) ) ] Cheers
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 08:34:08 +0000
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