Morning has broken....its happy time today....A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, Father, may I ask a huge favor? of course, you may. What can I do for you? Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and Im afraid they will confiscate it from me. Is there any way you could carry it thru Customs for me?..Under your robe, perhaps? I would love to help you dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie!! with your honest face, Father, no one will question you. When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go ahead of her. The Customs officer asked Father, do you have anything to declare? from the top of my head, down to my waist, I have nothing to declare. The officer thought this answer strange, so he asked and what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor? I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman but which is, to date, unused. Roaring with laughter, the officer said God bless you, Father. Go ahead!!!
Posted on: Thu, 31 Jul 2014 13:10:41 +0000
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