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Most STUPID questions people usually ask me in obvious situation.. 1. At movies: " hey! What r u doing here? Ans:" tujhe nahi pata yaar... Mai yaha ticket black karne aata hu.. 2. In bus: "A fat lady steps onmy feet: "arey!! beta lagi to nahi" Me- "Nai aunty bahot maja aaya ek baar fir se karo na.. 3. When i got woken up at midnight by a call: "sorry yaar! So raha tha kya.. ?? Me-:" Nai yaar! Mai to Bas letkar marne ki practise kar raha tha.. 4. when they see me with shorter hair: "yaar! Baal katwaye hai kya.. ?? Me- " Pata nahi Yaar!! raat ko soya tha...subah uth kar dekha to andar chale gaye!! 5. When some 1 call me on my landline n asks "where r u.. ?? Me- " yaar mai market mai hu, phone b gale me latka kar le aaya hu.."
Posted on: Mon, 26 Aug 2013 06:18:43 +0000

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