Most of our generation was HOME SCHOOLED in many ways. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . If youre going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. You better pray that will come out of the carpet. 3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL. If you dont straighten up, Im going to knock You into the middle of next week! 4. My father taught me LOGIC. Because I said so, thats why. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC . If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, Youre not going to the store with me. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case Youre in an accident. 7. My father taught me IRONY. Keep crying, And Ill give you something to cry about. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS . Shut your mouth and eat your supper. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. Just you look at that dirt on the back of your neck? 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. Youll sit there until all that spinach is gone. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. If I told you once, Ive told you a million times. Dont exaggerate! 13. My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. I brought you into this world, and I can take you out... 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION . Stop acting like your father!
Posted on: Thu, 18 Sep 2014 01:07:06 +0000
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