Most people arent a fan of Tax Day, but we all made it through one more year. Whether you paid your dues or received a tax refund this year, here are some quotes to help you get through the PTSD (post tax stress day): 1. “The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.” — Mark Twain 2. “The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.” — Albert Einstein 3. “Taxation with representation ain’t so hot either.” — Gerald Barzan 4. “You don’t PAY taxes–they TAKE taxes.” – Chris Rock 5. I am proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is I could be just as proud for half of the money.” —Arthur Godfrey 6. “When it comes to taxes, there are two types of people. There are those that get it done early, also known as psychopaths, and then the rest of us.” — Jimmy Kimmel 7. “This is too difficult for a mathematician. It takes a philosopher.” — Albert Einstein on filing taxes 8. Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid whats called a red flag. Thats something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. Thats a red flag.” — Jay Leno 11. “America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.” — Dr. Laurence J. Peter 12. “The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they’re useless.” – Dave Barry These quotes reflect the opinions of their authors; their inclusion here is not an official B&A endorsement of the sentiments expressed.
Posted on: Wed, 16 Apr 2014 05:58:40 +0000
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