Most people ask why Jakom Raila bobs his head while talking. To understand that Luopean phenomenon, you have to understand the ten fundamental questions that dog an average Luopean on a daily basis: 1. What is PhD? 2. What is 1000? 3. What is iPhone 5? 4. What is America? 5. What is mercedes? 6. What is Italian wear? 7. What is big vocabulary like orthogonal? 8. What is hasienda? 9. What is manager? 10. What is postpaid? You see when a luopean is talking, heavy vocabulary from their educated brain lowers the center of gravity of their mouth so that his head moves forward naturally. Now, to maintain the locus of equilibrium, the Luopean must move his head backwards so he doesnt fall on his face, hence the apparent bobbing of the head). Its not bobbing of the head perse, its just a balancing act pitting vocabulary and gravity. Now, when a luopean is driving, you will normally see his hand at greater than, angle theta on the window. You might think he is bragging but he is not. You see, a rolex with 56 carat gold in it is very heavy and if the hand having it is placed on the steering wheel, the steering might break and you know that bech steering wheel mar mercedes rom gi bech probox. Not that repairing that steering is alot of money. Its just that going to the mechanic all the time is time consuming; and time is money(koka idwadhi dubai saa ariyo, idwadhi USA angwen, idwadhi UK saa auchiel, idwadhi Brazil saa apar; angni yud saa mar repair steering kanye jowa?? Nkt) When a Luopean is walking, you will notice them walking Nyadhifiedly(by the way thats a new vocabulary in the latest, 2015 Oxford dictionary by the way, check it). Again, you might think they are bragging but no. You see, Italian shoes are manufactured such that you can only walk at a certain angle where your metatarsals are in conformity with your humerus or your ulna and radius might dislocate, forcing you to to fly for knee surgery abroad.(and you dont have time, time is money) Jaduong
Posted on: Sun, 20 Jul 2014 09:54:14 +0000
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