Movie Idea: Abducted (must be read while song below plays) Stan Burdman (played by himself) is a retired secret agent who lives alone, while his teen daughter lives with her mom and the mothers new rich Japanese businessman, weasel husband (played by Watanabe). While teaching UFC Middle Weight champion Chris Weidman proper fighting techniques, Stan is called up with the disturbing news that his daughter has been kidnapped by Eastern European human traffickers. The traffickers are demanding Stan completes one final mission in exchange for his daughters life: He has to kill the new president of an obscure South American country. Scene from movie: Human trafficker messenger: And if you want your kid back...Then you have to cooperate...right? Stan: ...Wrong *kicks traffickers into giant pit* Also starring: Kate Beckinsale as Stans ex-wife Hayden Panettiere as Stans daughter Carl Weathers as Stans buddy from Nam and introducing a young George Zimmerman as adorable neighborhood rascal Chunk. Rated PG-13 youtube/watch?v=VDvr08sCPOc
Posted on: Tue, 04 Feb 2014 01:34:57 +0000