Mr and Mrs Gidis at a Zoo walk past a gorilla enclosure. Mrs Gidis: Dear, do u know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior? Look, seeing that no one is looking, I’ll expose one of my breasts to it & see how horny it gets just like men do. Mrs Gidis then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure enough the gorilla gets excited and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free. ‘U See,’ says Mrs Gidis, ‘Now, I know why you react the way you do; men can’t control their animal instincts just like gorillas can’t, Men and gorillas are d same.’ Gidis replied: ‘Now expose both breasts and let us see what happens.’ Mrs Gidis exposes both breasts to the gorilla and it gets very excited and is now desperately trying to escape from the enclosure. Gidis says: ‘This is incredible, now, pull your skirt up, turn around and expose your buttocks and let us see what happens!’ Mrs Gidis pulls her skirt up, turns around with her bum to the gorilla, which by now was extremely aroused, breaks free from the enclosure, grabs her and starts yanking the clothes off her. Mrs Gidis yells: ‘Sweetheart, what do I do now? Please, help me!’ Gidis replies: ‘Now, tell him you are on your period, u have a headache and you are not in mood’. Let us see if Gorillas and Men are really the same ......hahahaha
Posted on: Wed, 05 Jun 2013 16:20:34 +0000