Mundane aspects of life that slowly extract my soul and slowly transform me into the kid from Insidious.... 1) As the first vehicle at a red light, you are inherently responsible to pay attention to the light as a representative of our lane. That means no changing stations, texting, or gazing into the sun. When you fail to represent us properly on the roadway...I should legally be permitted to escort you off it. 2) Assuming you have the right away at yield signs makes you an awful driver or completely inconsiderate. However, this is childs play compared to the commies that drive 70 mph in the right turn lane on 414 at RDV in Maitland...just to cut in. 3) Refusing to turn right at a red arrow. 4) Buttoning my sleeve buttons. Apparently, you need a Masters in physics to understand how to do this efficiently. 5) Having to deuce after a shower. 6) People that leave two car lengths between them and the vehicle in front. Subsequently, obstructing me from the turn lane. 7) Stuck behind a school bus on Lester road that stops every 50 yards because kids are too out of shape to walk 300 feet home... by the time the lights are shut off.. The bus driver re-illuminates them within 5 seconds.
Posted on: Sun, 09 Mar 2014 08:35:25 +0000
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