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Murderous Neighbor A judge asks a defendant to please stand. “You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw.” From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, “You lying bastard!” “Silence in the court!” The judge turns to the defendant again and says, “You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel.” “You tightwad!” blurts the spectator. “Quiet!” yelled the judge. “You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill.” “You cheap son of a… ” the spectator starts to shout. The judge thunders back, ” I will hold you in contempt! What is the reason for your outbursts?” “I’ve lived next to that lying bastard for 10 years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one?” lol

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