Must Read :D Rofl..!! 1 angrez Delhi se Lucknow train me ja rha tha.. . Uske saamne ek aur aadmi baitha tha..o.O . Angrez aadmi se puchta hai yahan kaunse rajya(state) ghumne wale nahi hain ? . Aadmi : Punjab , Hariyana , Uttar Pradesh ..o.O . Angrez : Kyun ye teen rajya bharat mein nahi hain kya ? . Aadmi : Nahi ye khud mein mahabharat hain..o.O . Angrez : oh quite dangerous to go to these states. . :O . . (Few Moments later) . Angrez : How I will come to know person is from which state ? :) . . Aadmi : Baitha rah...abhi 9 ghante ke safar mein sabse wakif kara dunga!!! :P . . Thodi der baad ek Chaudhary ji mooch wale aa ke baithe... . Aadmi to angrez : Dekh bhai ye Hariyana hai . Angrez : Mai baat kaise karunga isse ? :P . Aadmi : Thodi der baitha rah apni mucho pe tav de chaudhary khud aa ke baat karega tujhse... :D . . Angrez ne waisa hi kiya ,mucho pe tav diya...o.O . Chaudhary utha 2 kantaap maare angrez ke aur bola : Bina kheti ke hi hal chala raha hai re kutriya... >.< . . Angrez chup ! o.O . Fir thodi der baad ek Sardar ji aye... . . Aadmi bola : Dekh bhai ye punjab hai.. :) . Angrez : Isse kaise baat karun ? . Aadmi : Baat mat kar bs puch 12 baj gaye kya..? :P . Angrez ne waisa hi kiya.. . Angrez : O sardar ji 12 baj gaye kya ? o.O . Sardar ji ne aav dekha na taav utha ke patak diya angrez ko . . .>.< , . Sardar to angrez : abe tujhe mai manmohan singh lagta hun jo kuch bolunga nahi!!! >.< . Pahle se laal tha angrez aur laal ho gaya.. :D o.O . . Angrez bola Aadmi se : Bhai Punjab aur Hariyana ke darshan to ho gaye Uttar Pradesh ke aadmi se bhi milwa do . . . . Hahahahaha.. . Aadmi Bola : Pitwa kaun raha hai saale... :D _A_
Posted on: Sat, 28 Sep 2013 14:14:02 +0000
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