Must read :) A Family Was At The Dinner Table. Son Asked His Father: “Dad, How Many Kinds Of Boobs Are There ? Surprised Father Answered: “Well, Son, There Are Three Kinds Of Boobs” “In Her 20′s, A Woman’s Are Like Melons, Round And Firm” “In Her 30′s To 40′s, They Are Like Pears, Still Nice But Hanging A Bit ” “After 50, They Are Like Onions ” Son: “Onions? ” Father: “Yes, You See Them And They Make You Cry” This Made His Wife And Daughter Mad. So D Daughter Asked Her Mom Daughter: “How Many Kinds Of Penises Are There? ” The Mother Smiled And Answered “Well Dear, A Man Goes Through Three Phases ” “In His 20′s, His Penis Is Like An Oak Tree, Mighty And Hard ” “In His 30′s And 40′s, It Is Like A Birch, Flexible But Reliable. ” “After His 50′s, It Is Like A Christmas Tree. ” Daughter: “A Christmas Tree? ” Mom: “Yes – The Tree Is Dead And The Balls Are Just For Decoration. “ :P ~ #ġåúяðν ~
Posted on: Sun, 11 Aug 2013 08:10:16 +0000
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