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My Girlfriend told me late last month that its over between us, I thought about it and I realized that life without her is meaningless. So, I decided to kill myself. I jumped from my reading table to my mouka foam, I didnt die, I went to an express road & looked carefully before crossing the road, nothing happened to me. I drank 4 bottles of lacasera with too much suya but nothing happened, I took a lot of mangoes without swallowing the seeds, yet I didnt see hell! I proceeded to another level of concortion....So, I prepared gizzard and kidney sauce with strawberry juice and lots of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing happened. I ate cake, chocolate mixed with ice cream, still I didnt die. Im so worried now cause I Just finished eating fried rice with chilled maltina and fresh fruit salad but nothing still happened to me. Im really upset right now. My friends, what do I do? Should I try plantain and chicken with fresh milk, Will it work? Advice me please. Im waiting for your advice. Happy weekend dear friend
Posted on: Sat, 06 Dec 2014 16:23:10 +0000

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