“My Internerd Girlfriend” A Poem by Christy Ramsey She has more RAM than me. She watches Netflix instead of TV. She knows that the cake is a lie. I think she’s shiny because she loves Firefly. She carries a Leatherman Micra in her purse. She know just about every Klingon curse. Her Lord of Ultima score is higher than mine. And her Evony empire is on the verge of divine. She only plays in “expert mode”. She has access to the Minecraft source code. She has a nerdy t-shirt photo blog. She owns a rooted Nexus 10 instead of a dog. Her spelling and grammar are always correct. She uses “teh” and “eleventy” purely for effect. She abhors trolls and loves Stan Lee. Joss Whedon makes her totally “Squeeeee!” Her object references are always set. I haven’t had computer trouble since the day we met. She wears a necklace made of cat-6 cable. I’m intimidated by her knowledge of routing tables. She texts me in VB and C#. I know the code comes straight from her
Posted on: Sat, 17 Aug 2013 01:13:35 +0000
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