My coughing fits brought to mind a story I heard some time back. While unloading the hearse at a small town funeral home the undertaker left the coffin unattended to answer the phone. The sidewalk was on an incline and it began to roll down the sidewalk. Two doors down was a grocery store. When the coffin reached the store it hit the low spot in the sidewalk, turned abruptly, rolled through the open doors, and hit the counter with a thud startling the checker. The impact caused the lid to fly open at which time the corpse flew up and exclaimed You got anything to stop this coffin?
Posted on: Mon, 29 Sep 2014 00:28:13 +0000
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