My days starting out wonderfully. I was talking to a coworker about How I Met Your Mother in the break room, and how it was really the story about Hey kids, this is how I banged every woman I met (I dont always pick good words), when someone walked by. For a brief second, they paused in the doorway, and then moved on again, and Im sure the only thing they heard was the poor phrasing I chose. So now, Im either a huge misogynist to them, or the guy that blurts. Im imagining a scenario where that is my only saving grace. I just need to blurt things now to normalize it. Hey, nice face! I like crackers! Oh God, is that your nose? If anyone needs me, Ill be in my corner, bright red.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 13:40:39 +0000
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