My dear Wife, The Fifa World Cup is close by. Let me give ourselves a few ground rules that will preserve our love: 1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month. 2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed or die or whatever during the World Cup coz we wont attend to anything. 3.No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game. 4. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, so Im gonna watch them. 5. We can watch STAR PLUS provided the actors and actresses are wearing soccer jerseys and they are in Brazil. 6. You dont just pass infront of the tv if Im watching soccer, You better crawl. 7. Make sure you dont ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England? 8. No funny faces to my friends when they come for soccer. 9. There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldos looks. Professionalism shall remain an absolute part of the World Cup. 10. If you miss the line up please dont ask, who is that guy? 11. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related and nor did Tanzania and Kenya qualify. 12. Make sure at all times there is a reserve of Channa Bateta, Macaroni and Cheese and other goodies. 13. I will be hiring somebody to attend to the microwave for the entire month so whenever I want to munch on something I need not wait. 14. Our cellphones will be switched to Airplane mode half an hour prior to the start of the match only to be switched back to Normal Mode half an hour after the match. 15. You may see me laugh, smile and even cry like a baby during this month. I do not ask you questions on your mood swings and I expect the same from you this month. Thank you, Your Loving Husband.
Posted on: Mon, 09 Jun 2014 09:32:56 +0000
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