My friend Jerry is Laughing his Ass off at me, pretty sure its the hardest hes laughed in a long time... We start the call off talking about sheep & chainsaws & finally I say... You were a single Dad, so Im assuming you cleaned right! Jerry said, When I was married, He thought he cleaned, but his wife never felt the same way!... I say, Dan said (on the phone), He did laundry and cleaned up! Miranda (on the phone) says Dad did Nothing, she did laundry & picked up what Dan told her to.... I tell Jerry, I dont know whos house Dan picked up, cause Mine looks just as trashed as it did when I left! I mean really? He knew I was coming back to our house right? Was the trash going to magically float out the door??? At this point Poor Jerry is Rolling! So, I tell Jerry, look, I get my cleaning skills from my Dad, tired of looking at it? Tired of picking it up? Throw it away, then you NEVER have to pick it up again....... So, thats right, The 8ft. Bed of the truck is full of trash bags! Problem solved! House Clean! ......... Best Words of Wisdom from my Dad..... Build Everything on an Angle, so there are NO FLAT spaces to Stack Shit on!!!!! Problem Solved!
Posted on: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 20:08:25 +0000
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