My grandone is learning to walk. When he begins to fall he reaches out for the nearest object he can grab a-hold of. Just discovered vulnerable grandmother chest parts will break the fall. Pinch and twist momentum will slow down grandone. Grandmother then says very, very bad words while grabbing said painful chest parts. Buying body armor until grandone gets this walking sh*t down. In the meantime ice-pack please.
Posted on: Thu, 10 Apr 2014 00:40:37 +0000