My year in review: For most of the year I thought it was already 2015 so New Years means nothing to me. It is dead to me. - I loaded up on carbs for energy. - I ate 1 serving of fruit. - I watched all of Breaking Bad. - Got cable. - Watched 40 episodes of Cops. - Read 1 book. - Had a daughter. - Did a bunch of baller comedy shows. - Facebook fought 4 people. - Wrote 85% of a book (I just have to finish the pictures and connect-the-dots pages.) - Rage cleaned. (Thats when you are mad so you clean aggressively.) - Gave up on Candy Crush, came back to Words With Friends. - Got a rash on my ankles. - Dangerously ran a crane and nearly killed a guy. Long story. - Killed a guy. - Ate so much angel hair pasta that angels in chemo could wear my poop as a wig. - Said the weirdest and grossest thing Ive ever said on Facebook. (see above, wtf?!) - Switched deodorants and have never felt fresher. - Mastered parenting. - Ate a Choco Taco. Its been quite a year.
Posted on: Tue, 30 Dec 2014 22:31:02 +0000
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