NA-MI-MISS MO NA BA ANG PINAS? (a collection of Pinoy humor) 1. On a wall in La Loma Street, a sign says Huli ihi, putol titi. 2. A PLDT sign reads: SLOW MEN AT WORK 3. Welcome to the Philippines - The only Catholic Country in Asia and directly underneath that sign: BEWARE OF PICKPOCKETS. 4. Along a highway in Pampanga: We Make Modern and Antique Furniture. 5. On a building in Cebu, Atty. Domingo Carriedo Notary Public , Tumatanggap din ho ng labada tuwing Linggo. 6. A flower shop sign near U.P. Diliman: Petal Attraction. 7. In a self-service restaurant in Cebu: Please help our comfort room clean. 8. In a Baguio grocery: Fresh Frozen Chicken Sold Here 9. In Cubao: None ID Nothing Entry. 10. In a parking lot: Taxi and outside cars not allowed. 11. In a convent: 2nd Floor Upstairs 12. At a construction Site: Erection going on. 13. Office clinic in Sta. Cruz: Dr. Sakin A. Morge, M.D. 14. Along Paco: Mabuhay Funeral Parlor 15. Along Luneta Boulevard: BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD 16. On Jeepney and Bus signs: Before pay, tell where get the on before get the off 17. Full string to stop driver. 18. God knows Hudas not pay 19. On a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue: We sell artificial fresh flowers. 20. On a delivery truck: NOT FOR HERE 21. On Window of a restaurant in Baguio: Wanted: Boy Waitress 22. In Chinatown and Greenhills: Le Cheng Tea House 23. In a restaurant: DETHS EATERY 24. On a street in San Juan: Bawal magtapon ng binalot ng tae rito. 25. A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies C.R. in a university Please dont sit like a frog, sit like a queen. 26. At a mens comfort room, above a urinal - Hawak mo ang kinabukasan ng bayan. 27. On a truck - Kung nababasa mo to, panautot ako maaamoy mo. 28. Tag in Divisoria which says: Ponkan for sale at P5.00 per each. 29. At a construction site in Mandaluyong - BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG. 30. Sa may entrance ng St. Anthony School sa Singalong, NO PARKING THE DRIVEWAY 31. Vacant lot neat Makati Avenue: DONT PARKING. 32. At an eatry in Cebu: we hab sopdrink in can and in BATOL
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 07:14:22 +0000
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