NAME: Chukwudi Okpara NICKNAME: +10 HOBBIES: 1. Dodging - TopicsExpress



          

NAME: Chukwudi Okpara NICKNAME: +10 HOBBIES: 1. Dodging bullets with my eyes closed 2. Going for a swim in volcanic lava 3. Jogging up and down Mount. Everest every morning 4. Racing on foot with cheetahs 5. Collecting trophy teeth from live dragons RECORDS: 1. Wrestled with 20 gorillas and rendered them all crippled in a record 9.23 seconds 2. Fluent in all the languages of the world except Hindi 3. Held my breath under water for 2 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 7 hours, 43 minutes, and 14 seconds 4. First man to land on the sun GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: 1. Outran a Bughatti Veyron and a Concorde Jetliner back-to-back 2. Went to the moon to charge my phone battery MOST EMBARRASING MOMENT: 1. When l wasnt able to kill 100 bears with a single punch. Only 99 died. The last surviving one is now permanently paralysed. 2. When l got my clothes wet in a storm cuz l wasnt fast enough to dodge all falling raindrops. I got hit by one drop. AAARRGHH! PROUDEST MOMENTS: 1. When l stepped on a concrete nail with my bare foot and made it bend into an n shape 2. When an Anaconda attempted to squeeze my and ended up with a broken spine 3. When a Black Mamba snake bit me and died instantly...damn! 4. When my 10 year old niece/ trainee killed a 10,000-pound fire- breathing dragon ONE THING ABOUT ME: I dont like to brag
Posted on: Mon, 03 Feb 2014 18:07:41 +0000

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