NEWS FROM PLANET MIKE: BROOKLYN--Yesterday a jazz saxophonist was rehearsing on the fire escape balcony of a sixty story building when the railing collapsed, sending him tumbling to the ground...the people on the street, seeing him zoom to the ground screamed and cried, and just as he hit a flat bed truck full of mattresses blew a tire and lurched up on the sidewalk, causing him to land on the mattresses...he bounced up twenty feet, then ten, then five, and then came to a rest... a crying old lady ran up and said. Oh, young man, you have to be the LUCKIEST young man on the face of the PLANET!!...a wino drifted out from behind a dumpster and sad, Uhhhhhhh, na..thatd be Luke Bryan...
Posted on: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 07:30:46 +0000
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