NEWSPAPER HEADLINES IN THE YEAR 2035 NEW JOKES CASTRO FINALLY DIS AT AGE 112; CUBAN CIGARS CAN NOW BE IMPORTED LEGALLY BUT PRESIDENT CHELSEA CLINTON HAS BANNED ALL SMOKING. SPOTTED OWL PLAGUE THREATENS WESTERN NORTH AMERICA CROPS AND LIVESTOCK. LAST REMAINING FUNDAMENTALIST MUSLIM DIES IN THE AMERICAN TERRITORY OF THE MIDDLE EAST(FORMERLY KNOWN AS IRAN, IRAQ, SYRIA, AND LEBANON) AFGHANISTAN STILL CLOSED OFF; PHYSICISTS ESTIMATE IT WILL TAKE AT LEAST TEN MORE YEARS BEFORE RADIO ACTIVITY DECREASES TO SAFE LEVELS. GEORGE Z BUSH SAYS HE WILL RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2036. 35 YEAR STUDY:DIET AND EXERCISE IS THE KEY TO WEIGHT LOSS. NURSING HOME EVENT. . . . .BILL CLINTON DENIES ALL ALLEGATIONS OF AFFAIR WITH CANDY STRIPPER.
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