NOTICE TO ALL WOMEN! All the ladies (wives, girlfriends, fiancées, single ...) SENDER: All men Subject: The World Cup 2014 Dates: 12 June 2014 to 13 July The World Cup arrives at high speed and we would like to clarify a few things and set some rules: 1. Throughout the period of the World Cup, the remote control will remain exclusively in my pocket and will be handled only by me. 2. Everyone must learn the rules of football BEFORE the world cup! Questions like why the guy on the line waving the little flag will not be tolerated! 3. If you miss the ranking please do not ask who is that guy? 4. There will in no way commenting on the physical appearance of Christiano Ronaldo or Neymar. Deep professionalism is required throughout the period of the World Cup. Please. 5. We do not follow American film, theater and television series. The films that will be tolerated are those shot in Brazil and whose actors are among the teams participating in the competition 6. This is the World Cup and so there is no Arsenal, Chelsea or Barcelona. It only happens every 4 years so do not ask if its the same game we watched last week! 7. Tell Your girlfriends girls not to get married give birth, or die during the world cup, WE WILL NOT VISIT THEM. 8. You will support the team I support, will only smile when my team wins and shout to the goal when It is a real GOAL! 9. Anti-soccer conversations will not be tolerated during the 90min of game time, additional time extensions or even during the penalty shootout. 10. The Brazilian Ronaldo Ronaldo and the Portuguese are not brothers! So no crazy questions. SO A WORD TO THE WISE
Posted on: Fri, 20 Jun 2014 23:09:06 +0000
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