Narwhal rant time! (Day 4) So, narwhals. What are some nicknames? Some call them underwater unicorns. Others call them the Jedi of the sea. I call them OUR UNDER-WORLDLY DENIZENS OF DEATH. Secretly they have been plotting a rise against humanity, and they are the true alpha-brained species. They are planning on conquering the world, and soon the galaxy. They will murder everything. They will take all hope of the human race if there ever was any, and they will impale it with their sharp narwhaly horns. Otherwise, narwhals horns are actually actually a large canine tusk/tooth protruding from their mouth. They are one of a group of toothed whales. They are found primarily in the Canadian arctic or near Greenland. They arent endangered but are nearly threatened in the scale of population, so hunting these would be a bad idea UNLESS YOU SUPPORT THE ANTI-NARWHAL APOCALYPSE CAUSE. Anyways, THIS IS THEIR ABOMINATION OF AN ANTHEM https://youtube/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc Rant is done, go back to bed.
Posted on: Tue, 03 Jun 2014 01:19:34 +0000
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