Native thoughts on chickens crossing the road Why did the chicken cross the road? Heres the Native perspective. SOVEREIGN NATIVE: This is the Chickens inherent right as he is indigenous to this land!!! MILITANT NATIVE: That chicken should block the road, not cross the road!!! GRASSROOT:NATIVE If the darn chickens need to get across the road, let em cross the darn road! COLONIZED NATIVE : Chiggens should never cross the roads that white men built before the great white father crosses it first. If the white father crosses it, it is good. We must then follow. AMERICANIZED NATIVE: We must have roads. We must cross the roads that the white man built for us. We have to be thankful to the white man for this. I dont know why you Indians are always complaining. You embarrass us. Chickens are good for us. REPUBLICAN NATIVE: Its true that that white man built those roads for us. We are merely chickens. We will always be chickens until we learn to build those roads ourselves - for profit. DEMOCRATIC NATIVE: The chicken crossed the road because he didnt have enough funding. TRADITIONAL NATIVE: Those chiggens werent traditional because they were supposed to be on it - not crossing it! NATIVE GRANDPA: I think he was runnin away from rezidential school. URBAN NATIVE: That chicken crossed the road cause it was a city, man. You know what I mean? NEW AGE NATIVE: It was basically because of Jungian dream therapy, drumming, sweatlodges, my shaman, and long walks on the beach, near my beach house. POW WOW NATIVE That chicken must have been heading to a 49! EDUCATED NATIVE : I think it has to do with Einsteins theory which basically posits: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? REZ NATIVE : Whats a chicken? IHS NATIVE: I really dont care why he crossed that road. We still arent paying for no stinkin hospital bills. BIA NATIVE: They crossed it because of CFR 49, Section 11299, gives them the authority to do so, under Department of Interior regulations, in the Executive Branch. They wrote a grant and we funded them. We are very proud of them. KFC NATIVE: Ill take a leg, a thigh, with corn and potatoes. Extra Crispy, please. TRIBAL NATIVE COUNCIL: The chicken crossed the road before we did? Fire his family!!!
Posted on: Sun, 09 Nov 2014 13:00:37 +0000
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