Need to kill a huge damn spider thats hanging in mid-air in your garage, so your highly arachniphobic wife will stop freaking out?? Do what I did!! Grab two flat pieces of wood, carefully position them on either side of the monster, then SLAP them together firmly and quickly! Spider is instantly gone!! Well, ok.....not gone.... Side note: hold those boards in such a manner that they are NOT completely perpendicular to your face, as spider guts will shoot out the nearest opening. Unrelated note: vigorously scrubbing your face for five solid minutes kinda hurts.
Posted on: Mon, 29 Sep 2014 23:15:35 +0000
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