Newfie Seniors Bus Trip A senior citizens group in Newfoundland charters a bus for an overnight field trip. Shortly after starting out, an elderly woman comes up to the bus driver and says, Ive just been molested! The driver figures that shed just fallen asleep and had a bad dream, so he tells her to go back to her seat and sit down. However, a short time later, another old woman comes forward and claims that she too was just molested. The driver thinks he must have bus load of old wackos; who would be molesting these old ladies? But about 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that shes been molested too. The bus driver decides that hed had enough and pulls into the first rest area. Sure enough, when he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles,underneath the seats. Hey gramps, what are you doing down there? says the bus driver. I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but mines partened on the side and these was in the middle!
Posted on: Thu, 11 Dec 2014 04:31:54 +0000
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