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Newsflash: apparently saggy knees are the new bingo wings & muffin tops! Just saw a workout to address the latest flaw we should be worried about: saggy knees! Had no idea I was supposed to be diligently fighting the awful effects of gravity on my knobs. Apparently its worse as we age and were all tardy to the party after 30. Since I cant stop aging (I tried! No luck), I suppose I should start a knee tightening regimen toute suite, before Im absolutely undesirable from the femur down and shin up. Geez. Are any body parts off limits? Trying to think of a single one that doesnt have a line of products to help tighten, plump, minimize, emphasize, lift, flatten, curve, straighten, boost, hide or change it to be better or hotter. Coming up devastatingly empty. :( Nothing wrong with your knees. Dont let anyone fill your head with lies to pad their bank accounts. You deserve better. Women deserve better. Everyone deserves better. #investinpassion #investinlove
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 15:05:49 +0000

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