No Oprah I was not abused when I was a child and I definitely don’t need a hug right now. No like seriously Oprah, take step backward, infact put down the hug, move away from it and kick it towards me. Do not try to be smart with me! Don’t make do this Oprah!!!, I will pull the damn trigger and you don’t wanna make me do that !!! Put down the Hug ol’lady!!! … She puts the hug down and kicks it towards me. Just when am about to pick the hug from the ground…I hear the cops coming and I realize Oprah was right ….. a hug is better than going to jail especially now that the (popo’s) have discovered that the gun am holding is the one that was used to kill John Lennon(the beetles guy). I actually ended up hugging Oprah and promised her that I will do right and actually write a book in jail. So my book is coming out this year. It’s titled,” “popo’s got me writing, beetles got me jailed” . it’s already best seller “to be” before its actually out as Oprah has recommended it, and a series show based on the book is also coming and will be aired on OWN networks also owed by Oprah.. Let’s just say that Oprah now owns my ass. (Tyler Perry should relate) ooh did I mention reality show that is set to come????
Posted on: Thu, 03 Apr 2014 08:34:17 +0000
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