Non-Vegan Liver Donation - Monty Pythons Meaning of Life - 1983 Part 2 - below. Part V: Live Organ Transplants The sketch: [Jewish music-- Hava Nagila] ANNOUNCER: The Meaning of Life: Part Five: Live Organ Transplants. [ding dong] MR. BROWN: [cough] Dont worry, dear! Ill get it! [cough] [ding dong ding dong] [ding dong ding dong] MR. BROWN: Yes? MAN: Hello. Uhh, can we have your liver? MR. BROWN: My what? MAN: Your liver. Its a large, ehh, glandular organ in your abdomen. ERIC: [sniff] MAN: You know, its, uh,-- its reddish-brown. Its sort of, uhh,-- MR. BROWN: Yeah,-- y-- y-- yeah, I know what it is, but... Im using it, eh. ERIC: Come on, sir. MR. BROWN: Hey! Hey! Stop! ERIC: Dont muck us about. MR. BROWN: Stop! Hey! Hey! Stop it. Hey! MAN: Hallo. MR. BROWN: Ge-- get off. MAN: Whats this, then? Mmh. MR. BROWN: A liver donors card. MAN: Need we say more? ERIC: No! MR. BROWN: Listen! I cant give it to you now. It says, in the event of death. Uh. Oh! Ah. Ah. Eh. MAN: No one who has ever had their liver taken out by us has survived. MR. BROWN: Agh. ERIC: Just lie there, sir. It wont take a minute. MR. BROWN: [screaming] MAN: Zip it up. MR. BROWN: [screaming] MRS. BROWN: Ere. Whats going on? MAN: Uh, hes donating his liver, madam. MR. BROWN: [screaming] MRS. BROWN: Is this because he took out one of those silly cards? MAN: Thats right, madam. MR. BROWN: [screaming] MRS. BROWN: Typical of him! MR. BROWN: [screaming] MRS. BROWN: He goes down to the public library, he sees a few signs up, comes home all full of good intentions. MR. BROWN: [screaming] MRS. BROWN: He gives blood. He does cold research. All that sort of thing. MAN: Oh. MR. BROWN: [screaming] ERIC: Ehh. MRS. BROWN: What do you, uh,-- what do you do with them all, anyway? ERIC: They all go to saving lives, madam. MRS. BROWN: Mmm. Thats what he used to say. Its all for the good of the country he used to say. MR. BROWN: [screaming] MRS. BROWN: Do you think its all for the good of the country? MR. BROWN: [screaming] MAN: Hm? MRS. BROWN: Do you think its all for the good of the country? MAN: Well, I wouldnt know about that, madam. Were just, uh, doing our jobs, you know. MR. BROWN: [screaming] MRS. BROWN: Youre not... doctors, then? MR. BROWN: [screaming] MAN: Oh. Blimey no. MR. BROWN: [screaming] MAN and ERIC: [laughing] YOUNG MAN: Mum. Dad. Im off out now. Ill see you about seven. MAN and ERIC: [laughing] MRS. BROWN: Right-o, son. Look after yourself. MR. BROWN: [screaming] MAN: Oh. Now. ERIC: M-hmm. MR. BROWN: [screaming] MRS. BROWN: Do you, um,... ERIC: [mumble] MAN: Carry on. MRS. BROWN: ...fancy a cup of tea? MR. BROWN: [screaming] MAN: Oh, well, that would be very nice. MRS. BROWN: Oh. MAN: Thank you. MR. BROWN: [screaming] MAN: Thank you very much, madam. MR. BROWN: [screaming] MAN: Thank you. MR. BROWN: [screaming] MAN: Oh, eh,-- I thought shed never ask. ERIC: You know it. MR. BROWN: [screaming] MAN: Uhh, you do realize, uh, he has to be, uh,... well, dead,... by the terms of the card, uh, before he donates his liver. MRS. BROWN: Well, I told him that, but he never listens to me. Silly man! MR. BROWN: [screaming] MAN: Only I was wondering, ehh,... well, you know, what you was thinking of doing after that. I mean, [sniff] will you stay on your own,... or is there, uh,... well, someone else, sort of, uh,... on the horizon? MRS. BROWN: Im too old for that sort of thing. Im past my prime. MAN: Not at all. Youre a very attractive woman. MRS. BROWN: Well, Im certainly not thinking of getting hitched up again. MAN: Sure? MRS. BROWN: Sure. [pause] MAN: Can we have your liver, then? MRS. BROWN: Oh. No, Id be... scared. MAN: All right. [snap] Ill tell you what. Look. Listen to this. [music]
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