Not so Unfortunate Event: gets pulled over* 🚨🚓🚨🚓 - TopicsExpress



          

Not so Unfortunate Event: gets pulled over* 🚨🚓🚨🚓 Cop: do you know how fast you were going.? Me: no not really... Cop: you were going 96 Me: wow really OMG 96.? Cop: yeah why were you speeding.? Me: see I was driving and got sad thinking about Paul Walker and then I just started speeding and swerving to make me feel better. ....😳😳....😁😁 Cop: so howd that work for you.? Me: pretty good I feel much better.! Paul would be proud.! Cop: okay well be more careful and Rest in Peace Paul Walker.!! Have a nice day sweetheart. Me: ................. Wait what.? No ticket oh oh okay you aint gotta tell me twice lets me be on my way.! Shiiiiid ✌️ Ayyyye that shit really work though
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 06:08:09 +0000

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