Not that Redford is my favourite premier, but compared to Wynne, she is almost a conservative: THE COYOTE PRINCIPLE Ontario The Premier of Ontario is jogging with her dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the dog, then bites the Premier. The Premier starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie Bambi and then realizes she should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural. She calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the province $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. She calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the province $200 testing it for diseases. The Premier goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting her bite wound bandaged. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals. The Premier spends $50,000 in provincial funds implementing a coyote awareness program for residents of the area. The Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world. The Premiers security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The province spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re the nature of coyotes. PETA protests the coyotes relocation and files a $5 million suit against the province. Alberta The Premier of Alberta is jogging with her dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks her dog. The Premiers security shoots the coyote with his issued pistol and the Premier keeps jogging. The security agent has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. The ravens eat the dead coyote. And that, my friends, is why Ontario is broke and Alberta is not. END OF STORY!!!!!!
Posted on: Wed, 29 Jan 2014 03:14:19 +0000
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