Note to self #3493984713948 When finding your self in the corner shop with some of the naughty boys from the naughty house 2 doors away (not the naughty twins who were arrested for a naughty attempted murder a few weeks ago- but still some naughty boys) try to desist from joining in their discussion as to whether cherryade is a good mixer for vodka because 1) you have no idea because you dont drink vodka and the last cherryade you had was in 1970 and came out of a Cresta bottle- that you got the money back on 2) they may ask you to join them at the naughty house drinking cherryade and you will have to tell them that you dont drink vodka and cherryade even with not naughty people and then you look like a goody two shoes which is really not a great look when you live next door to them 3) you might find yourself tempted to pretend you do drink cherryade and vodka so you can go in the naughty house and play CSI Miami 4) you might be so overwhelmed with all your choices of what to do that you find yourself absentmindedly walking out of the shop then nearly wetting yourself and screaming like a banshee as they run down the road after you to kill you because you took their cherryade instead of your milk. 5) they may not have wanted to actually kill you for taking their cherryade instead of your milk they may have wanted to just swap but you throwing their cherryade at them in a jumpy panic may have got your cards marked down the naughty house.
Posted on: Thu, 14 Aug 2014 21:32:06 +0000
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